So this pasty white girl is going to Hawaii next month and I’m very ill-prepared. I haven’t purchased a new swim suit in about 3 years, all my shorts are too tight, and I don’t remember what pina coladas taste like. In order to prepare myself, I’ve made a list of things I definitely need (aka don’t need at all but really, really want) before I go:
- A new swimsuit, like this one and/or this one.
- The first (and maybe second) Game of Thrones book for pool days.
- This wide-angle camera from Poketo so I can take lots of landscape photos.
- A Panama hat to cover up my freckles.
- At least 10 bottles of this sunscreen.
- A red Coach shoulder bag because why the heck not?
Do I need anything else?? I sure am excited!
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Is that you in the picture? love the picture.
nope i found it on pinterest. we do have similar bums though, no??
The Game of Thrones book is on my Kindle if you want to borrow!
Yes you do.